We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So vagazzling was a success
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
