I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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