Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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