He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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