im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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