If that was your dad, he is hot
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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