just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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