why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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