Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How external is "for external use only"?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
