I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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