did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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