I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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