We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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