I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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