fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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