is your mom at the bar?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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