Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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