awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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