in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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