i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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