its not stalking. its research.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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