i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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