True but thats because hes a fetus.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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