She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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