nut hugger
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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