I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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