You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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