I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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