This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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