Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Porn is love you can see.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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