Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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