4 words: hood of his car
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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