So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
