I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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