Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He has the fingertips of a God
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