We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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