Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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