your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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