There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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