Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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