One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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