How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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