Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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