Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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