Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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