so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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