if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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