you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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