He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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