I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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